bionic woman
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Donations to the Ivy Health Initiative can be made with Home Goods gift cards. Her vaginal tightening was a roaring success. “She’s a GIRL again!” exclaimed Fred. “After all those kids, I couldn’t feel a thing”, he continued. “Now, we’ll be up all night!”
Ivy quickly requested a reversal.
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These two are all about science. This was seconds after they finished feeling up the Venus statue.
Ripleys is a huge rip-off. I know… I’ve been Ripley rip-offed in NYC, Myrtle Beach and San Fransisco. I wonder which one I’ll go to next!?
rockette applicants
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A couple of tough guys. They’ll never be Rockettes with those mugs.
Travis
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Travis has never been to NYC before, so we walked around for the day, hitting the major sites. Here, Travis seems to be enjoying Times Square.
nyc@nite
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Took Mike and Travis to Manhattan for the day. This was the view when we got off the ferry.
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tonight on animal planet…
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Children of the Grass
more from ft. hancock
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Seemingly small, this is a panorama of the street facing the water at Ft. Hancock. This photograph is 5 1/2 feet long and is made up of 15 images.
These shots are from the backs of the houses.
Palisades Interstate Park with Mike and Travis
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Michael trying to look as though he was deep in thought. He takes after his Aunt Jackie in this respect.
Travis, always shit-faced. Actually, he just found that bottle. It will be on his MySpace next week and I’ll be in court, across the aisle from his parents.
Looks like a tough-guy pose, but actually, they are afraid to go through because there might be a bug. Travis will apparently punch the crap out of any that stand in his way. Unless he’s screaming like usual.
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land ho! and so’s your mom
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What’s a trip to the shore without a cliche’ picture of a lighthouse? This happens to be the oldest lighthouse in the US. Maybe even the galaxy!
knock, but no one is home
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This year’s birthday jaunt took me to Sandy Hook for the first time ever. I wandered on to the Army base. Deserted, abandoned, eerie… but still nice to look at.
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summer day ?
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No, it’s a crisp Autumn day, but I was too lazy to go out and take another shot. The grass is really brown, the main tree orange and the tree on the left, yellow. I was also too lazy to add leaves to the tree whose leaves had already fallen.
shake your booty
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Renee at a recent Doo-Wop dance gettin jiggy wit it.
[pic of the day] STEL-LA!
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No, not A Streetcar Named Desire, a Stella D’Oro lily from the backyard.
jaunty soccer mom
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Cheaper than plastic surgery (4 barn doors ain’t cheap!), Jackie pretends to pensively stare at the sky as if in thought. Hint: She’s not.
waddya lookin at
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Not to be outdone by her sister, MaryJane does the casual jowl lift. Look closely and you can see her fingers turning blue from the pressure. Those two look SO young! ack
hits & mrs.
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Renee does no additional lifting or up-looking. Her husband knows Photoshop, so why exert herself?
the torture of prometheus
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Don’t get it? That’s fine. Move on to the next picture.
