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My beautiful sister, Jackie
Tags: jackie wanaque
jaunty soccer mom
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Cheaper than plastic surgery (4 barn doors ain’t cheap!), Jackie pretends to pensively stare at the sky as if in thought. Hint: She’s not.
Pic of the Day - Jackie and Charlie
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Jackie actually called me on her cellphone today. My gift for such an occasion is a flattering photo. Maybe not the most relevant pose at this time, but flattering nonetheless.
Tags: Charlie, Jackie, Wanaque
Three’s A Crowd
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Please mail any complaints about this photo to complaints@toughshit.com.
va-va-va-JACKIE
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I always appreciate a picture where Jackie has used a curling iron. I almost didn’t bring my camera today because I didn’t want to hear the complaining, but I was glad I did. Always and, still my favorite model.
I was lucky enough to catch this shot before she destroyed the ice cream container trying to dig out a large concentration of peanut butter swirl. After that, things were… well… different.
Pic of the Day - Mother/Daughter Ham
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No caption for this or Jackie will assume I’m calling her fat and Mom will call to tell me she just doesn’t understand blogging.
Screw it… I’m not afraid. I put a caption. I’ll get a call from Mom at any moment to say she doesn’t get it and Jackie will think it says Daughter Ham meaning she looks like she swallowed a ham or something.
Starving Artistry
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This sculpture by Jackie has been displayed prominently since she made it in middle school.
Her then ideal man, Mohawk Man is done in blues and browns and dons a single, 80’s style earring.
Ask Jacqueline
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A new feature on NeverWriteItDown called Ask… where readers ask a question and we find the best person to answer it.
Dear Jacqueline:
I’m in a rut. I’ve been wearing nothing but sweatpants and sweatshirts for months. I’ve even taken to wearing baseball caps so I don’t have to do my hair. I’m trying to get myself back into the workforce and have an interview this week. What in the world do I wear???
FashionUnaware in Closter
Dear FashionUnaware in Closter:
I have one word for you so hold on to your pants!
KHAKIS!
The world is biz caz now, darling so get over to Old Navy, The Gap or Target and grab some tan delights to perk up your interview. Once you slither into a pair of these comfortable trousers, you’ll be hooked. Chubby? Forget the pleats.
Good luck in your newfound dress for success look.
Jacqueline
Jacqueline has had many repeat performances in interviewing for jobs. She interviews, gets the job, then quits and begins again to test the trends of the workplace.
